And todays news:
President Bush decided to resign, Said one White house official:Mr Bush was confronted by all the parents of the kids that have gone to Iraq and have died or lost limbs, and by all the people that lost jobs because of the hike in gas prices. Frightened by the thought of his own demise, Mr. Bush decided to disguise himself as a homeless woman, (He stole the clothes right off of an 80 year old lady) and snuck out of the white house.One of the old lady's friends yanked the clothes off of President Bush, in the middle of the Mall in Washington. The laughter was heard for miles on in when everyone saw that Mr. Bush was actually missing a certain appendage.
In Other news:Osama Bin Ladden was caught with his pants down - litereally Ladden was drunk and was running around his camp naked saying I have something for you!!! And tried to have sex with all the men in his unit. Till one finally got angry and beheaded Ladden. However, it was not the head from his shoulders that was beheaded.
In Texas crowds surrond the Elder Bush's home to have a bonfire. The Bush home will be set fire today at dusk.
Because of Todays unusual events, the gas prices will be lowered to .05 per gallon. And all troops will be coming home.
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