We start preparing for this feast several days in advance, and are so looking forward to the following:
The grandfather who farts, and feels that is music to everyones ears and smells like roses. Watching husband carve the turkey, giving himself the big Drumstick... DREAM ON!
The over-eating, The sister who whines, so you offer her some cheese to go with it.
The childrens laughter, just before one of them has to start hitting, causing another to scream. (Or maybe just some teasing,) which brings out about the same response. Which gives you the "Holiday Headache
The inevitable argument that takes place every year, the drinking, the overeating and so on. The loud snores from grandpa when he sits in the chair in front of the t.v. after eating, making it impossible to watch tv and hear it.
Then comes dessert. Yummy. And after everyone leaves, you look forward to doing this along with the gift-giving for Christmas! AHHHHHHH Holidays!
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