I saw this poem on a website, and felt it was good because it was from the view of the offender
First, I will wine and dine her
Then I will fill her head with fairytale dreams
All the while, telling her how gorgeous she is.
Just a few more moves
and all will be set.
Now its time
to build her confidence skyscraper high with lies
(Mmm, this is a major key to make them fall
below their foundation)
Not quite finished,
How can one forget these fun tools,
Get her pregnant
and make her totally reliant on my money!
Woooo Hooo, the fun begins
First a few curse words,
kneaded with some demeaning gestures,
Next, tighten her wallet a little more,
Then start blaming her for everything.
Now, slow down the intimacy.
She's almost ready for her first slap.
I need to yell louder,
and tear apart her core viciously,
Its time to push her over, she's all primed!
Smack, crackle and punch!
What a cool way to start off my day!
Now its time to say I am sorry
over and over and hold her tight while
I beg for forgiveness!
Hey, I can't have my friends and family know,
She needs to lie for me!
After all, its all her fault!
Once she does this, I win!
Here's my favorite part!
Its easy to beat on someone that loves you unconditionally,
because they have nothing left and no place to stay
and the fatherly bonus is,
my little son Tommy will know how to keep his woman in her place
Now you know why I always wear a shit eating grin!
